Glove hat

often found on a turkey's however can be bought for Women for £19.99 ! Native from Mattys World .....

That turkey has a really big glove hat

by Lauren October 10, 2004

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

mushroom hat

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.

Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!

by TotallyNotMark April 12, 2021

hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.

1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."

by wahoo lon February 22, 2011

hat aids

a disease that affects half she-male half hat people. can only be cured by a hat transplant

poor catherine has hat aids, she needs a hat transplant

by deanwhelan February 19, 2008

Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.

That principle is a complete ass hat.

by panama city beach alex February 9, 2017

Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....

Take off the ass hat!

by Some guy who commented August 25, 2016