Person A: How are you not sleepy yet? It's nearly 5am and you still haven't slept!
Person B: Oh, I just had some coffee a couple hours ago.
Person B: Oh, I just had some coffee a couple hours ago.
by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022
Get the coffeemug. by ZdziChu March 2, 2020
Get the Coffeemug. Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024
Get the Seen better legs on a coffee tablemug. When you find/meet someone online and think they cute but you can’t take them on a date because they live miles away and it’s covid, this is the best alternative.
by Lilybaby August 5, 2021
Get the Zoom Coffeemug. A sexual move ware a woman drinks a gallon of coffee and shits in the mouth of 5 men as the men spit the shit into the other woman's vagina.
by GgTheFatMan July 22, 2022
Get the urban coffeemug. by B_witched9 October 13, 2025
Get the Coffee button syndromemug. A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.
I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.
by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025
Get the Boston Coffee Shopmug.