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mix of “shut up” and “stop
“can you please shop, you’re getting on our nerves”
by Phatty joop May 13, 2021
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bi shop

bishop says: hey look at the bi shop!!
me:you are bi arent you?
by butt-head 101 February 19, 2009
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Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom
"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."
by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022
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National Littlest Pet Shop Day

October 7th is National Littlest Pet Shop Day!

Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!
Today is National Littlest Pet Shop Day. I am going to give you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and party to show I care. Giving you a Littlest Pet Shop on National Littlest Pet Shop Day shows I care.
by hot mom38947 October 6, 2023
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Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.
by anonymous December 3, 2022
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Abandon Shop

As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:

1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
by CosmicDog1 April 3, 2011
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Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.
I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.
by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009
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