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Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again
"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."
by psudeom July 10, 2022
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Post-Coachella Syndrome

When one can not perform regular daily functions once he/she returns from the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The 3 day weekend was so awesome that he/she is depressed with ordinary life and is now unable to think or act on anything except festivities related to Coachella.
"My friend hasn't gone to class all week. I believe the doctor diagnosed him with Post-Coachella Syndrome. He has taken a medical leave of absence from school for the next month!"
by Bear&BJ April 22, 2010
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Post Vacation Depression

I'm depressed. I must have post vacation depressions.
by AhlixL October 16, 2008
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Post Cum Revelation

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.
John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012
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Post Fuck Cuddle

After having some extreme fuck session you and your partner will experience a deep sensation of romantic love cuz that sex was just so damn good son. It is during this process that both you and your partner will be too physically drained of energy and pussy/sausage juice that neither of you could start up that sexual drive. The end result is the Post Fuck Cuddle where both of you just end up spooning after some hot pussy and dick interaction.
"Hey bro how did that date go?"

"Me and that fuego babe had some hot pussy and dick interaction then ended with a good Post Fuck Cuddle
by elgrandegallonegro February 5, 2014
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Post Nut Piss

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss
by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021
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Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.
No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.
by goduke123 January 23, 2009
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