drop the bread pudding

When you jerk off while taking a shit and glaze the crap with your nut.

I was spanking it and had to shit. I was getting close and didn't want to stop, so I decided to drop the bread pudding.

by starklawyer February 27, 2011

angry bread sex

When you're playing the video game I Am Bread, and want to break something, so you use the bread to hump it off the shelf.

Man, I was watching Jay play I Am Bread, but he hated the plants,so he had angry bread sex with them 'till they broke.

by Liquormage August 12, 2017

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.

by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

Amish friendship bread

a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.

"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"

by Zaaah McKaah January 17, 2009

Ginger Bread Man

An extremely athletic person with red hair

Shit that ginger bread man should go pro

by jojojojo momo February 12, 2009

Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread

Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits

by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

phaddy bread

a slang term for the female's vagina; usually used by childen

Have you washed your phaddy bread?

by Samantha Neville March 17, 2005