Standards Based Grading

A grading system that is starting to be adopted by high schools. Basically, homework doesn't count, only tests. Supposedly it is to prepare students for college, but it just results in failing grades. Seriously, this system is stupid. Even honor roll students are failing.

Guy 1: I'm failing Algebra 2. I missed one question on my test and my grade dropped from a B to a D. I hate Standards Based Grading.

Guy 2: You and everyone else.

by xATLASx October 10, 2012

all your base

Short for "all your base are belong to us.
1. To own someone or something.

When playing capture the flag:

Winner: Hahahaha! all your flag are belong to us!

Loser: you people really suck.

by Pirate December 7, 2003

base-ball bat

A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.

idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 12, 2006

Based and ancap pilled

A blonde british ancap who should take the hoppe pill

Based and ancap pilled should take the hoppe pill to become based

by Jah_ounce October 7, 2020

Second Base

This is the second step to a relationship where you kiss/makeout.

Me and him got to Second Base last night!

by NekoNeoNano July 7, 2015

All Your Base

one of the funniest parodies I've ever heard. inspired by the really crappily translated theme song from gundam wing, this has turned out to be one of the most widely known parodies on the web, all your base, is gamer speak, (or gamer sp33k if you will) for "I have beaten you" and is an abreviation for "all your base are belong to us" is sung to a dronish voice that sounds like what may be an early version of an android.

captain: what happen?
operator: main screen turn on.
cats: how are you gentlemen? Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
captain: what you say?!
cats: you have no cahnce to survive, make your time... ha ha ha...!!!

by jimmy smith April 9, 2005

Plant-based beer

A Liberal Plot to replace our American Beer with plant-based beer.

Excited to be watching the Oscars with an ice cold plant-based beer.

by Alanbly April 26, 2021