Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024

Flirting with Ape

What Werewolf and 31 players in telegram do when they can't cut it

Person 1: Matthew infected 4 players
Person 2:Ikr.Miracle!
Person 3:He's obv flirting with Ape

by Mx.Lilith August 04, 2021

gold ape

Someone who is a energetic and happy person although they have a lack of knowledge on most all topics

He just failed his test but he's still so happy he really is a gold ape

by Golden ape September 03, 2019

AP Dada

Drink/Shooter:

1st shot: 1oz Tequila , 1/2oz of JD Honey,
2nd shot: 1oz JD Honey, 1/2oz of tequila.

Drink em right after each other. No chase.

We finna get drunk with the AP Dada.

Hey let's not waste it! Mix em. Like the AP Dada.

by AP_Rated October 04, 2023

APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

by Shizuma April 07, 2008

ape classic

When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?

by TommyB January 09, 2024

to go apes

To go express oneself wildly or savagely, as an ape would.

My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.

by Peggisms March 25, 2019