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Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.
That’s Miranda math
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Math

1. (noun) An educational fail.
2. (noun) the calculation and application of measurement
He stayed late at school doing math
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!
by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT January 19, 2019
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Math

We were in math class. Nick was like "Wanna hear a Dad joke?" The rest of us was like "FUCK YEAH" He was like"THIS CLASS!!" We burst out laughing!
by Aldi's February 5, 2019
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Math

Jack: I have homework about mental abuse to humans.. Bro help.
Kai: Bro.. The abuse is math. Very..VERY simple.
by ACowWithAPotato January 24, 2020
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Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up
1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣
by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022
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Math

Best form of torture. You wanna torture your friends? teach them math. You wanna absolutely crush that annoying friend that always asks your lunch? teach them algebra. It is a weapon in disguise
Bro i just math'd my bully. He doesn't come to school anymore...
Cool
by SpaceRaptor November 15, 2022
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