Swamp Rhino

A girl that's not just ugly or fat, but both.
"I surprised that swamp rhino didn't eat you."
"Yeah, she is ok if a swamp rhino is what gets you off."
by advocates diaboli March 17, 2017
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Swamp dwellers

a term for ugly swamp dwelling monkeys in the deep swamps of Louisiana
by Swamp dwellers September 02, 2021
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Twat swamp

A really loose, moist vagina that has a hint of B.O. and squirts when you hit the G spot
Man I hit this twat swamp last night and had to wash my sheets after and light a candle
by Tesschri April 21, 2019
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Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!
Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!
by Boychi January 10, 2021
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Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.
Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!
by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021
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swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
by supersecretidentity May 21, 2022
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