A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.
Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.
Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!
Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.
Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!
Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.
by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010
Get the Spongebob Squarepants mug.Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.
Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"
Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."
also:
Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."
also:
Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
by duke5572 October 29, 2007
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by nick moore February 16, 2006
Get the squirell-faced mug.An iconic American station wagon that was characterized by it's large size, comfort, towing power, and signature faux-wood panels meant to emulate Woodies from the 40s and 50s. It was the top-of-the line station wagon built by Ford from 1951 to 1991. It was based on the Fairlane, Galaxie, and LTD line over the course of its history. Country squires are highly collected, especially the classics that were made before the mid-70s. They are fairly hard to find today, despite being a common site in virtually every suburban town in America in the 60s and 70s.
The Country squire was always amongst the biggest, heaviest passenger cars of every model year. Their size reached a peak in the mid-70s. They were fitted with huge V8 engines ranging from a standard 351 windsor to a beastly 460 (7.5L) V8 that was the largest engine ever mass produced. The big engines were choked by emissions requirements starting in the early 70s and got atrocious gas milage.
(Disclaimer, I own a Country Squire, and I believe it to be the most badass car ever built.)
The Country squire was always amongst the biggest, heaviest passenger cars of every model year. Their size reached a peak in the mid-70s. They were fitted with huge V8 engines ranging from a standard 351 windsor to a beastly 460 (7.5L) V8 that was the largest engine ever mass produced. The big engines were choked by emissions requirements starting in the early 70s and got atrocious gas milage.
(Disclaimer, I own a Country Squire, and I believe it to be the most badass car ever built.)
The Ford Country Squire is driven by the family in Harry and the Hendersons.
The O'Doyle Family from Billy Madison own a Ford Country Squire and drive it off a cliff toward the end of the movie.
The "Family Truckster" from National Lampoons Vacation is a heavily modified Country Squire.
The O'Doyle Family from Billy Madison own a Ford Country Squire and drive it off a cliff toward the end of the movie.
The "Family Truckster" from National Lampoons Vacation is a heavily modified Country Squire.
by Station Weapon September 12, 2010
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Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.
Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.
Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.
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Hey Vasiliy! Did you see last week's episode? Spongevladimir Squareputin got fired from the Krusty Khrushchev!
by Andropov April 16, 2004
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