Spunky Spider

When there's a concoction of spunk and hair caught in the bath/sink plug hole from overly hairy and hormonal men. When cleaning out the bath and removing this from the hole it causes a clump of spunky hair.

Mum: OH FFS Phil have you been spunking in the bath again, just pulled out a spunky spider while cleaning the bathroom.

by BtotheJMD October 7, 2010

Warp Spider

A strain of weed found in Kansas and Missouri. It is a smooth and strong mental high. it is a very good strain of weed, like Moca Bud, and is commonly salad bowled with it too. If the two are combined, you get to enjoy the Time Machine

Where am i?!?!? that warp spider destroyed me... i am very high

by iheartkush November 20, 2010

Southampton Sidesaddle

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.

Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

...

Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE

by 535 October 9, 2012

Both sides of the moon

It is when you put your wiener in her butthole, plug her ears, and play pink floyd while fingering her her clit

Dan just showed Ashlee both sides of the moon

by Daren j orcil October 10, 2016

pregnant spider

A sexual move in which the member with a penis inserts said penis into the mouth of someone who has several boba pearls in their mouth. The name comes from the likening of the pearls inside the sucker's mouth to the eggs inside a pregnant spider's egg sac.

Dude, Tony totally gave me a pregnant spider last night. We went and got tea beforehand, which is some weird foreplay shit, but I was kinda into it.

by oworm? December 17, 2017

The Spider

When your girl is naked on her back and you put your thumb in her vagina and your index in her ass, you squeeze the No man's land and you pull it and she tries to follow with her legs and arms and she looks like a panicked spider.

Brian Spidered Nancy yesterday and she was pretty mad. She left him because of The spider.

by Bellieve October 15, 2018

mhm spider eggs

Yummy spider egss so crunhy wow, yummy in my tummy!

Hey Timothy, did you eat your spider eggs? Yes mum, mhm spider eggs are delicious!

by lu:sen November 13, 2019