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spicy platypus

Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin
by Spicy Platypus February 27, 2025
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Spicy Turkey Twizzler

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
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Spicy Food Olympics

The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.
Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!
by Kermode Bear September 27, 2018
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Spicies

The emotional state of being in a foul humour for absolutely no reason but you're just so mad about it and it gets worse as the hours go by.

Pronounced like Pisces the zodiac sign only there's an S in front.
"I woke up with a massive case of the spicies and it is EVERYBODY'S problem today"
by AliB_96 June 3, 2024
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Spicy Water

toilet water, water from the bowl of a toilet.

is considered an evolved version of a piss kink
"Hey do you have some water I'm thirsty"
"I do have some SPICY water, if you think you can handle it"
"Please dude, I've been drinking spicy water since before you could walk"
by Dip$ey January 20, 2021
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Señor spicy boyo

to be used to describe a person by the name of mason
that boy masons room smelled really spicy he must be a proper Señor spicy boyo.
by firebreather954 February 11, 2022
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Spicy Man

A spicy man is addicted to Love Island and brags about how many Taki-powdered marshmallows he can eat. Could also just be a girl with too many dogs, but generally a dude. Tends to have blond f-boy hair. Has ruined your life at least 8.2 times before (but who's counting?).
Omigosh you're such a spicy man.
by hotcheetofox01 June 1, 2022
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