Me* buys girlfreind flowers and a gift for her b-day
FUCKING KYLE: Hahahah sIMp
Me: kyle fuck off your single and will always be
FUCKING KYLE: Hahahah sIMp
Me: kyle fuck off your single and will always be
by A fat fuck March 30, 2020
A Dude who's in love with Mediocre pussy. A dude who's doing so much to please a basic Female who don't even like them.
Brandon a Simp for falling in love with Rochelle. Dude is buying Her all of this stuff and she don't even like him.
by Theblackguyfromthe90s April 24, 2020
A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
by cablevison69 March 03, 2020
Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.
Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy
by ElongMusty March 28, 2022
A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 18, 2020
A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.
by GasMachine February 23, 2021