Simp

A word that retards that will never have a girlfriend use
Me* buys girlfreind flowers and a gift for her b-day

FUCKING KYLE: Hahahah sIMp
Me: kyle fuck off your single and will always be
by A fat fuck March 30, 2020
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Simp

by lxveriaa November 09, 2020
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Simp

A Dude who's in love with Mediocre pussy. A dude who's doing so much to please a basic Female who don't even like them.
Brandon a Simp for falling in love with Rochelle. Dude is buying Her all of this stuff and she don't even like him.
by Theblackguyfromthe90s April 24, 2020
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Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Myles is a simp/ Follow Reeeee on TikTok to see why
by cablevison69 March 03, 2020
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CG5 Simp

Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.
Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy
by ElongMusty March 28, 2022
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Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 18, 2020
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Fiat simp

A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.
Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.
by GasMachine February 23, 2021
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