Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.
Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy
by ElongMusty March 27, 2022
Get the CG5 Simpmug. 
A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
by cablevison69 March 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Me* buys girlfreind flowers and a gift for her b-day
FUCKING KYLE: Hahahah sIMp
Me: kyle fuck off your single and will always be
FUCKING KYLE: Hahahah sIMp
Me: kyle fuck off your single and will always be
by A fat fuck March 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A Dude who's in love with Mediocre pussy. A dude who's doing so much to please a basic Female who don't even like them.
Brandon a Simp for falling in love with Rochelle. Dude is buying Her all of this stuff and she don't even like him.
by Theblackguyfromthe90s April 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug. - Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?
by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred November 5, 2022
Get the Simp HQmug. A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.
Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020
Get the Simp Lordmug.