Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025

Screen shopping

Being bored as fuck any day, at school, quarantined or some other shit and screenshotting random clothes or items of instagram shops you know you cant buy because your too fucking broke

Lemme just go screen shopping for a second

by Thicc Toes 🦶🦶 April 10, 2020

Slop Shop

A house full of fat women and free blow jobs.

Little Timmy never had his pecker swalloed. Take him to the slop shop

by AVDesquire January 27, 2022

lee from the tea shop

a super scary emo kid

omg thats so lee from the tea shop

by spidermansgf November 26, 2021

Coffee Shop Spillage

When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.

"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."

by Arikorv August 12, 2020

shopping weird

The only way to describe anyone who is acting so strange, or outta pocket, you just don't know what else to call it.

Whenever I pull out the big joes from the closet, people always get this funny look on they face. They shopping weird as hell.

My mom told me I need to get out her parking spot, for no reason.. wow mom, you shopping weird.

by ThisIsMyParkingSpot February 28, 2021

shopping cart abandonment

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.

"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."

by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024