Shart

That feeling when you fart and then you realize its a bunch of shit in your pant.

"My friend loves to shart herself."

by absolutley a weirdo March 22, 2024

Shart-Knuckle

When you get fisted and shit comes out onto the hand

I once shart-knuckled a girl and her asshole exploded violently.

by acquainted fetus March 25, 2024

shariyah

A GIRL WHO NEVER DID A PUSH UP IN HER ENTIRE LIFE AND IS CLASS III OBESITY!!

"yo look at shariyah fat ah"

by @kippindybops April 12, 2024

shartenfruede

The emotional experience of pleasure in response to someone doing a shart in their pants.

I felt a degree of shartenfruede when Albert went to let one rip in the kitchen only to find that there was more than anal wind coming out of his a-hole. It was a cue to change his undies.

by Lovecave Leroy April 14, 2024

Shart

When you think you're going to make a quiet little fart, but a HUGE 10 TON PIECE OF SHIT comes out instead

Dad: jerry if you shart again I'm giving you up for adoption
Jerry: no
Dad: yes
Jerry: *sharts*
Dad: *gives jerry up for adoption*
Jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

shart

When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead

dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024