Pet rocks

pet rocks are great for your lifestyle and will keep you company right until you well..um..die.

do you like my pet rocks? this is sarah, jim, and bob.

by #1vscogirl September 8, 2019

Painted rock

Someone who looks good on the outside but has a worthless personality
Like fools gold

Person 1:Damn she is fine
Person 1:Didn't you date her
Person 2:Yeah but DON'T mess with her she's painted rock.

by YPX April 21, 2018

Painted rock

Someone Who looks good on the outside but is worthless in your life

P1. Bro that girl is fine.
P2. Nah don't mess with her she's painted rock.
P2. She spent DJ's $5000 lottery ticket and then cheated on him.
P1. Yeah that's cold she ain't worth it even if she has a fine ass.

by YVNGPANDAX April 22, 2018

Piss rocks

A made up phrase by Ethan Dolan used to describe how surprised he was when he bit his tongue

"Holy piss rocks I just took a chunk out of my tongue AHH"

by beingdolans November 8, 2017

rocking a hangy

When you and your crew party to the a.m. And you got shit to do so you can't sleep it off, you are rocking a hangy.

Dude, you look like you are still drunk from last night ! Yeah, man. I'm rocking a hangy.

by Officer muddbutt May 30, 2016

Faux-rock

Bands/artists who are labeled as rock music, hit the rock charts and are labeled on Wikipedia as rock, but who barely, if not at all, sound like rock. Examples are Imagine Dragons and Twenty-One Pilots.

Billboard's Hot Rock chart of the last decade is chock full of faux-rock.

by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER February 8, 2020

caesar rock

A large cross-shaped rock, used to flatten, and generally kill, someone.
Example:

Joseph Joestar: Everything's fine in th- IS THAT THE CAESAR ROCK, OH GOD MOOOO-
Lisa Lisa: Can't believe they hit him with the Caesar Rock.

Caesar: ...Ow. Hate the Caesar Rock.

by Caesar Rock July 11, 2020