Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again
"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."
by psudeom July 10, 2022
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Post Superbowl Shits

The shits you get the morning after the superbowl when you've eaten too many hotwings and drank way too much beer.
Matt-My asshole feels like its on fire
Brian-Thats the post superbowl shits.
by Brazz February 07, 2008
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Post-Coachella Syndrome

When one can not perform regular daily functions once he/she returns from the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The 3 day weekend was so awesome that he/she is depressed with ordinary life and is now unable to think or act on anything except festivities related to Coachella.
"My friend hasn't gone to class all week. I believe the doctor diagnosed him with Post-Coachella Syndrome. He has taken a medical leave of absence from school for the next month!"
by Bear&BJ April 22, 2010
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post-clitoral orgasm

a type of orgasm that goes beyond Freud's definition of the mature vaginal orgasm. Clitoral orgasms were considered immature and a married woman was expected to achieve a "mature orgasm" , meaning a vaginal orgasm, when having sex with her husband. The post-clitoral orgasm is a contextual understanding of the four types of orgasm that a woman is actually capable of achieving.
the ability to physically experience a post-clitoral orgasm in which the woman achieves; clitoral, vaginal, cervical, and g-spot orgasms simultaneously.
by Dr. Sexpert November 04, 2010
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post baloney

post baloney is white trash who thinks he can rap but is really only a rapper for white girls like sophie
i will eat some post baloney
by amanda hug and kiss!! November 15, 2017
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Post Nap Clarity

the feeling of being refreshed, energized, and clearheaded after a well-timed nap
I'm stressed and tired right now, I'll just make a decision after I get some badly needed post nap clarity
by Glen Spot 😛 October 29, 2021
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Post Nut Schlump

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.
by The Curler June 13, 2018
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