The Adventures of Player One

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!

2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.

1.See Also Player One

2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!

3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!

by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009

Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.

Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!

by David the 13 year old canadian December 15, 2008

i'm not a player

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.

Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot

by Yourgurllmkutie November 3, 2014

player of the game

(n) someone part of a group, or action; see member, said like player of the game called (insert noun here)

Mark: That bitch Micheal gets to shoot me cause I'm a fucking criminal.
Marvin: He's a player of the game called police, boy. He's a player of the game.

by ZeOtaku December 18, 2014

Sour player

When someone's being a little bitch and a poor sport and trying to kill your vibe.

Hey Tyler stop being such a fuckin sour player!

by Valhalla_hawkwing February 15, 2015

player food

a naive person who doesn't manage their energy well, giving it away to players who only use them for their life force.

"That girl is so broken, she's player food and doesn't even know it."

by psy chic May 14, 2015

cymbal player

Someone that's too bad for the drumline, someone that can't even make bass

Evan and Stephen where to bad for the snareline so they were put as a cymbal player

by Evan the Snare Player August 7, 2015