puppy peters

(n) slang term for Vienna sausages, as if they were the penises of neutered puppies.

My three year old won't eat anything but puppy peters.

by EffingWheeler September 20, 2011

wet peter

"the act of ejaculating in the ear like a wet Willy "

Dude I totally gave Genevieve a wet Peter last night .

by Wet Peter founder August 14, 2017

Peter Sweeney

The act of being a pathetic momas boy.

Your being so peter Sweeney right now, if I block you don’t text me on other accounts beacuase we are over.

by Peter is sad July 2, 2018

Peter Pan

A profession that requires tights.

Jimmy: Other than a superhero name a profession that requires tights.
Chris: a profession that requires tights.....Oh don't know Peter pan?!

by Kerbehmain2002 September 12, 2018

Peter chew

A crafty way to say that someone sucks penis.

My coworker has been getting all kinds of benefits since he’s been sucking off the boss. Man he’s such a Peter chew

by WittyJ November 22, 2022

peter jiz

This is the white /yellowish discharge that sits at the end of a male dogs penis when its not erect.

guy 1: Man the other day when I picked up the dog his red crayon came out and it touched my arm leaving peter jiz on my arm. guy 2: Dude that's nasty.

by jimmybomm April 8, 2021

winston peters

nz politician, conman, tax sponge, causes problems, gets called out on them then runs away until the next election, then tries to become valid again. pretty much what an 80 series landcruiser would look like if it was human, rings all the bells but ultimately just an over rated problem causing asshole that will cost you money but has a leather exterior instead.

pulled a winston peters
that's the sort of thing winston would do
seemed reliable at the start
can't believe he let me down again
but he promised

by khoshar August 28, 2023