shrimp in pants

A strange phrase that Alexes and Jeslyns made up while high on caffeine and lack of sleep. Has no meaning whatsoever, but it's good for a giggle or two.

They entered the room and yelled "SHRIMP IN PANTS" before running away giggling insanely.

by Jeslyns November 15, 2003

In My Pants

1. When someone says something you don't like or think is stupid, you add this phrase on the end.

John: I can bench 200 pounds. I'm so strong.
Chris: I have your 200 pounds in my pants.

by Chris Geisert December 28, 2007

smarty pants

1. an insult for a very clever person,

2. someone that droped spartys down their pants! ha idiot.

1. (clever person gets an answer right)
'your such a sparty pants'

2. 'Oh no i droped my smartys down my pants and now they are all in my pants and are crumbling and melting and im dripping with chocolate and everyone is looking at me but it feels quite nice!'

"look hes a smarty pants'

by i-no-u-luv-me January 26, 2006

baby pants

Really, really small pants.

Holy gerund! You are wearing baby pants!

I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery!

I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 11, 2005

pudding pants

Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.

*In the middle of a business meeting*

The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."

by Dritto March 21, 2004

pissy pants

a british person who decides to go out & ends up sitting in the corner refusing to have a good time. usually very "sensitive" (read: crazy). tends to be very bad at playing telephone by not being sexually suggestive enough when allowed to create the sentence.

he was a real pissy pants last nite at the pub- lets never hang out with him again.

by merrin November 18, 2005

Face Pants

for whenever you skip shaving and don't want anyone to know! its like when you forget to shave your legs and just wear pants, but now you can do it to your face -- with face pants! Pants for your face!

Man, I don't have time to shave this morning. Thank goodness that I bought those Face Pants, now no one will know!

by Didymus90 April 11, 2010