greedy top

Gay male term. Sexually, a gay guy who treats other guys the same way that the worst straight guys treat women, as objects whose pleasure is secondary. The kind of guy, who after receiving a blow job, asks if it were good for you. Basically, everyone's worst sexual partner.
Kieran's such a greedy top that he just got up and left after he came.
by attyrobert November 10, 2020
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Top Twat

Someone who thinks that because they’re in a different position to you financially/within society that they are better than you
*Random person walks in*
Guy 1: Who’s this Top Twat?
Guy 2: Don’t worry about them, they just think they’re better than others
by @itsbobpod June 13, 2019
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Larry on top

When a short and often stocky man is on top when having sex with a tall companion
We tried Larry on top last night for his birthday
by Cream-daddy July 14, 2022
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Clicky Tops

A pen that unsheathes its point by clicking the button at the top.
Clicky Tops suck less than spinny bottoms.
by Kygon August 15, 2010
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Top penny

someone who is your top priority and who they will forever be the person who makes u smile when you’re down and brings luck to your sight. also know and a Top Tyra :

A tyra is a shy person when u meet at first but once u get to know them they vv loud and out going. they have a big heart and can make anyone laugh.
she’s my top penny, she’s to special to loose and i’m lucky to have her.
by the loser no one likes July 31, 2019
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Top 4

TOP 4 IS OFFICIALLY OVER. WE HAVE CONCEDED 6 FUCKING GOALS TO MANCHESTER SHITTY IN TOTAL. OUR DEFENSE ARE A BUNCH OF STATUE OF LIBERTIES NOT MARKING ANYONE OR STOPPING THE FUCKING CROSS FROM COMING IN. TERMINATE MAGUIRE'S CONTRACT. HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO PLAY FOR THE FUCKING BADGE LET ALONE THE PREM. HE JUST SAT THERE AND LET THE DAMN CROSS COME RIGHT IN AND LET DE BRUYNE SCORE UNMARKED TWICE. MAHREZ SCORES UNMARKED. WHERE IS THE DAMN DEFENSE? TOO SCARED TO GET COVID BECAUSE YOU WONT MARK ANYONE? WE GOT TRASHED 4-1. FOUR FUCKING ONE. WORST DEFEAT BY CITY IN A LONG FUCKING TIME. GET RID OF EVERYONE IN THIS JOKE CLUB. I AM SICK AND TIRED AND I AM ABOUT TO GET RID OF MY UNITED SHIRTS. I AM DONE WATCHING SHITTY PREFORMANCES EVERY FUCKING WEEK. WE WILL NOT WIN THE UCL AND WE WONT GET TOP 4. THIS CLUB IS OFFICIALLY FINISHED. MIGHT ASWELL DELETE THE DAMN CLUB BECAUSE WE WILL GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE. WE WILL GET DESTROYED BY LIVERPOOL, LOSE TO ARSENAL, DROP POINTS TO SPURS, AND LOSE TO CHELSEA. WE ARE AN EMBERASSING CLUB AND WE ARE A MEME. SUCH A FUCKING JOKE. MAGUIRE AND LINDELOF? FRED AND MCTOMINAY IN THE FUCKING DERBY? FUCK OFF. RANGNICK IS OLE IN DISGUISE . SHIT SHIT SHIT.
by VëN0mbúÑny June 02, 2022
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Platonic Top

That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.
"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."
by Azeban September 13, 2020
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