fag tool

A male using another male to pleasure ones self without the other male knowing.
Hey my homeboy reece is my fag tool.
by Emoshy February 14, 2016
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Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
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Object Tools

A shitty object show created by SuperBlockBros. The show got cancelled and was rebooted by AlexAB. The reboot is actually decent.
Object Tools isn't a bad show.
by SBR Official September 10, 2022
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Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.
by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021
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Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
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Galactic Tools

Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn
"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."
by Bobob amogus July 13, 2021
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Gold tools

The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.
"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by Supertrain12 November 23, 2019
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