Puppies

Hairy testacles

Wow I was giving him a blowjob but his puppies kept getting in the way

by Isuckmydadoff June 22, 2018

niz puppy

The act of becoming aroused by rubbing your neck, after which you go and watch puppy porn. While watching the puppy porn you masturbate into a jar and drink the contents.

People who say niz puppy like to niz puppy on saturday nights.

by Larry IV May 9, 2011

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019

puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip

i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez

by apple on a stick September 29, 2010

Puppy

A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.

Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*

by LovelyBandito November 26, 2021

Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023

Puppy Factory

A group of co-workers milling about and chatting, often said by a passerby left out of the idle conversation.

Warning of impending bust by management.

"Quite a puppy factory going on in your office."

"Alright, time to shut down the puppy factory. We better get back to our facade of working, the boss is on to us."

by SylverDraegon August 4, 2009