real nigga powers

The hours between 12pm and 3am of any given day, when layabouts and welfare recipients tend to be at their most active.

Chris: Has anyone spoken to James yet? I've been trying to get in touch with him all morning.

Craig: It's only 10:30am, he won't be up for at least another hour and a half.

Chris: oh yea, real nigga powers.

by UltimateBohab June 6, 2016

Real Deano Hours

When one is rather upset and/or depressed.

"Hey Tom, why is Rudi so upset?"
"It's real deano hours out here"

by kekxd September 8, 2018

Real Person Fiction

When people write fanfiction about real people that actually exist. Very common amongst Beliebers and One Directioners. Also usually distorts the person's actual personality, making them into a doll.

Oh look, Real Person Fiction about Bieber and Styles. What a cliche, let's move on.

by Anti_You January 2, 2017

Real Fake Newz

(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz

(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.

Person A:

I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?

Person B:

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.

Person A:

Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.

Person B:

Welcome to the real world.

by Jacques Gee February 22, 2017

REAL Mexican Hours

Real Mexican hours is when from 9:00 am to 2:00 pm a Mexican kid is playing Xbox or ps4 with His/her mom cleaning, baby crying, dad making building something near your room and a dog is barking

Person:Aye yo I was trying to play fifa during Real Mexican hours but it was to loud over the mic

by I live in a In a gang February 3, 2018

Real Finnish Hours

The time of night, Usually 12am-3am when your alone and have nothing to do, you play Finnish folk music very loudly mainly the Finnish folk song Säkkijärven Polka

I'm home alone , and it real Finnish Hours my comrades.

by Large Milk May 9, 2018

Real Country Dark

A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.

Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.

by YAWA July 11, 2020