text my phone

Text me on imessage/text messages. (Rather than texting/talking on a social media if you ate not on wifi and dont want to waste data)
by sparklydiamond August 14, 2017
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Cell Phone Hoe

This type of Hoe relies on instant messaging or calling those for a booty call. Usually one of many homeboys numbers and many pictures of their male private areas stored inside their phone.

The Cell Phone Hoe also take snap shots of herself in the nude, some up close in specific areas she knows will get what she wants.

If the cell phone hoe is discovered, she will no doubt defend herself, go on offensive thus lie about her behavior, or hide cell phone which is most likely hiding it from her partner (victim).

It is said that hoes love attention and has been proven a strong fact since the only way a hoe can be a hoe is to receive what they desire. The Cell Phone Hoe is a innovated specie who has extended the need through technology itself. Becoming another of electronic evolution of the Hoe Genre.
Nate: Tia! The fuck is this in your damn cell phone!?

Tia: Why you going through my shit for!? That is private property!

Nate: No sense in being private if we are together! So much for trust you damn cell phone hoe. I got ya ass though, you been showin' the damn goods to these random fuckers too!
by Black Riz August 01, 2008
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Ceramic phone to God

The toilet, when vomiting. Known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. That, and having your flatmates asking you "how's God?" the next morning.
by moodus March 14, 2005
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Zack Morris phone

Refers to the Motorola Dynatac 8000X cellular phone. The enormous, gray, brick-sized phone was popularized by the character Zack Morris in Saved by the Bell. This was the first cellular phone to receive FCC acceptance in 1983. DYNATAC is an acronym for "Dynamic Adaptive Total Area Coverage."
I'd give my left nut to rock a huge-ass Zack Morris phone. Let's hit up ebay!
by Bradk82 April 29, 2008
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"Speaker phone that ho!"

To "speaker phone that ho!" is to put someone on speaker phone.
When your in a car with a bunch of friends and the person holding the phone is telling everyone what the person on the line is saying. Then Someone in the car yells "Speaker phone that ho!"
by aPiZzLe February 20, 2008
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Burner Phone Bitch

A female of low-grade quality that is cheap and easy to access at any time.

A girl you use on the low a couple times for a booty call and then get rid of so you don’t get caught with her.
Naw Bro, We don’t date those hoes, their burner phone bitches, you just use em’ up then throw em’ away.
by MoonGoddess619 February 05, 2019
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German cell phone

A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?

Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
by Mr. Wolfsburg June 01, 2011
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