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Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
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Guac-Top

When your to-go burrito bowl (at Chipotle, Qdoba, or the like) burrito bowl is carelessly topped with guacamole, fusing the entire top layer to the lid and resulting in chaos and destruction upon opening.

The feared guac-top can be averted by requesting a lettuce or cheese topping as a shield layer.
"Gross, they totally guac-topped me."
"Oh man, you're right - half of that bowl just came off with the lid!"
by sweatshirt_hat July 17, 2014
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top of the lungs

(Noun)Where you store your lightest oxegyn and lose it due to more air

(Verb)you SCREEEEEE at the top of your lungs

(Adjective)you stop screaming at the top of your lungs
Gym teacher:Breath in and out and at the top of the lungs

Oxygen: oh shit
by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 23, 2021
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russian top

the act of putting a womans legs behind her head and sitting her up for cowgirl
when she is set up spin her around
by C.A.Nicholson March 13, 2011
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Balls on top

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.
Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin
by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 8, 2018
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Top the team

Top the team: You sleep with a whole group of people.
Look at Becky she going to top the team!
by Alvoran December 21, 2016
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Try-top

A fan on buzzfeeds 'try guys'
Name announced by Zach
"That guy likes the try guys, so he must be a Try-Top"
by Lapiii June 30, 2017
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