Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".

Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.

by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017

Butt bomb

This is when you cum in someone so hard that it feels like an explosion went off in their butt.

I just butt bombed Sydney earlier today.

by Tigercat34 January 8, 2019

Hut Butt

Getting diarrhea after eating at Pizza Hut.

Dude that pizza gave me hut butt.

by Gnarkill777 April 20, 2014

butt show

When a person is so inebriated that they may, volitionally or otherwise, reveal his or her hindquarters.

Man, she was so wasted she was a total butt show.

by Haulgh October 31, 2015

Butt Card

Kind of like a V-card, only dealing with the anal region. Losing one's anal virginity.

Dude last night I did her up the ass and stole that butt card

by SkaterChills12345 May 24, 2011

butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

by beckyboo April 7, 2014

Butt Vulture

Someone who never has cigarettes of their own and lingers among groups of people (usually friends) waiting for them to pull out their cigarettes so he/she can bum one.

It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.

*Person 1 sees Person 2 grabbing a cigarette from his pack*

Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.

Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.

Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.

Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.

by Vyrion November 2, 2009