Noob Fight

When two people (usually in a video game) have a contest to see who can shoot the wall behind the other without hitting the person in front of it.
if he turns the corner, there will be a Noob Fight!

Shit, thank god there's a 40 minute time limit to this round.
by COD4pwnsn00bs!!1! November 06, 2009
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Noob Point Overdose

Noob Point Overdose, or NPO for short, is the reference to one who has obtained over 250 noob points within a given period of time (prescribed by the gamer giving the points). If you suffer from NPO, you must work with a True Gamer to redeem yourself, otherwise you will fail for the rest of your life, and your children will be born little nooblings, and you will never be able to teach them to become anything more. The typical cure for NPO is a stressful operation, involving sitting in front of the computer screen for 36 hours, awake and actively inputting into the computer.
Jake: Oh my gosh, my kid was born without a thumb!

Larry: Thats because you never redeemed yourself from that time you went to bed at 9:30 and your child was born a noobling. Noob Point Overdose takes it's toll on another unsuspecting ex-gamer.

Jake: Is there any way to fix it?

Larry: Well, if you stop by my lair tonight around 8, and dont plan on doing anything for a day or two, then you may be able to have it removed.
by StrangeThangs March 29, 2009
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nOObs(Playa definition)

A pair of freshly shaven balls at Black Rock City.
That dude should put some sunscreen on those nOObs, or he will end up looking like he just visited Terminal City.

-nOObs(Playa definition)
by OneEyedDick June 26, 2011
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ugly fat noob

an ugly, fat, noob.
You're an Ugly Fat Noob, Kartha!
by catlaust June 10, 2020
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Noob oreo cakester

Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.
by RenwaEatsPandaWithFork May 26, 2010
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x-mas noobs

Newbies that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.
I hope no X-mas noobs join our Halo server.
by captain keyes December 04, 2003
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oh my noob

A phrase used by people who play Halo too much. Derived from oh my god and noob. Short form: OMN!
Oh my f***ing noob this lag is so f***ing for noobs!!!11
by 7de7dotcom June 08, 2005
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