everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.
by roikau July 19, 2024
Get the Minecraftmug. a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck
Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
by cool good epic man July 6, 2025
Get the there are no trucks in minecraftmug. 
''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)
Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017
Get the Minecraftmug. -Joe the dinner is getting cold , and your brother and i have been waiting for 10 minutes for you to come down.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.
by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018
Get the Minecraftmug. by nanny can can June 12, 2021
Get the Minecraftmug. It is nostalgia.
It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,
built our homeland,
traveled many places,
beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,
when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Everything is a "was" though
I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017
It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,
built our homeland,
traveled many places,
beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,
when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Everything is a "was" though
I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017
That is Minecraft, my favorite game ever
by PolyMoster April 30, 2022
Get the Minecraftmug.