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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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alpha male tv

The hypermasculine reality tv shows where men race muscle cars, cutdown forests, explore jungles, build log cabins and live as mountain men. reality tv, race cars, mountain men, explorers, MMA, firemen, cops, television, cable tv, alpha male, tough guy, manly man, real man, alpha-male tv
Every Sunday night, I like to watch alpha male tv. I spend all week at a desk job, so seeing men explore the outdoors is awesome.
by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017
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Negative value male

Negative value man is someone who is worse than a low value man. This man will stay at home playing videos games, sleeping in, and doing other non productive activities while the woman leaves the home to work multiples jobs to pay the bills. This is negative value because they will deplete your bank account
Garret is a negative value male. Meaghan works 3 jobs to pay all the bills at home.
by KZ123456789 January 10, 2023
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im the alpha male

a phrase you yell after doing something badass
After the bully beat up the kid he screamed im the alpha male
by Lucasbiggay268 February 16, 2018
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Beta male prime

A former unremarkable man that uses his superior brain power to supplement his lacking virtues of an Alpha male to be on par or close to an Alpha in either physical prowess, charisma, etc.

They are still too socially awkward or lame to be considered an Alpha but, to the lame man they can pass as one.
Friend 1: Dude, that guy is such a beta male.

Friend 2: But look at his gains tho, he is definitely a beta male prime.

Friend1: You right!
by Kitchen Prayer July 22, 2018
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zeta male

A misogynist. A man who hates women.
Jim, a Zeta male, refused to open the door for his date because he was afraid it would bruise his delicate ego.
by hallandoates856 February 18, 2013
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Male Bashing

Most people believe that "male bashing" is the insulting of men by women, when in reality it is the complete opposite. Male bashing is when a male batters, beats, or injures a women.
He was male bashing her when he threw her to the ground and kicked her.
by ericakubie24 May 30, 2018
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