So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
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- Marina Diamandis.
- Marina Diamandis.
one of the best songs by marina!!
hey, i look like a girl but i think like a guy, is this normal?
istg it will take me a lot to submit this shit
hey, i look like a girl but i think like a guy, is this normal?
istg it will take me a lot to submit this shit
by dumbitcharlie May 4, 2023
Get the look like a girl but i think like a guy mug.A song recently gone viral on TikTok, for it's lyrics, especially the "take a look at my girlfriend" part. If your girlfriend or SO sends this to you, it means they want you to upload an Instagram story with them in it and this song playing underneath. It shows appreciation towards them.
A: Dude, Sophia just sent me a TikTok with the song Take A Look At My Girlfriend by Gym Class Heroes. Why tho?
B: Dude, you're supposed to post this song on your ig story with her picture!
A: What? Why?
B: You do not know? Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend will show her how much you appreciate her and to tell all the other girls you're taken. Duh!
B: Dude, you're supposed to post this song on your ig story with her picture!
A: What? Why?
B: You do not know? Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend will show her how much you appreciate her and to tell all the other girls you're taken. Duh!
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