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Load

A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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load momentum

The process of a video that when the bar of light grey load stops moving, and when you go to watch the video, the load continues to load as you watch the video.
The video's load momentum kept me watching for hours.
by Cedratto October 28, 2018
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The Load

Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 18, 2021
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Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
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Loaded Banana

A Loaded Banana is a penis with foodstuffs on it, (Whipped Cream, Honey, Candy, etc.) to be presumably eaten off or during fellatio.
Remember fruit by the foot?”
Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”
by Spuamico May 31, 2025
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Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.
Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?
by Exertus January 31, 2021
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Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!
You two are a couple of virgins yall know that?
Oh, blow loads Jerry!
by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
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