Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.
Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads
by Debbish December 02, 2021
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Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.
Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!
by FluffyPookins August 07, 2014
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Load Hunger

The insatiable desire, unbelievable need to drain a cock of it's cum. Similar to "cock drunk", but having to fo with cum
After he fucked me and I sucked his cock for a while, the "load hunger" was building up in me. I needed his cum on my face and in my mouth.
by Mtfts4me June 06, 2022
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Fat load

A large amount of semen that is about to squirt out of your penis during orgasm
I’ve got a fat load and it’s about to explode
by PENETRATETHEBUTTHOLE February 23, 2024
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Bust a load

Busting a load refers to ejaculating a lot at once.
Imma about to bust a load.
by Kar_7 August 07, 2024
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Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch
"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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stroke a load

When you lubricate your penis and your hand, wrap your lubricated hand around your penis, and move your hand up and down your penis, somewhat slowly, almost like giving your penis a massage until you ejaculate
When I get back home I'm going to stroke a load.
by Master Stroke August 18, 2021
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