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Get the Kick My Chair mug.Bill: you make one more crack at me, and I am gonna ... do something to you!!
Ted: Oh yeah, Bill, what’re you gonna do?
Bill: I am gonna ... kick your head!
Ted: Oh ... my head.
Bill: Yeah!
Ted: Not my ass?
Bill: ... Yeah!
Ted: Alright then let’s see it! Kick my head! Come on karate Champ, I wanna see you kick ABOVE your waist, okay? Show me that rOUNDHOUSE! Show me that sWEEPING CRANE KICK THAT YOUR KUNG FU MASTER TAUGHT YOU!
Paul: Okay settle down. Ted, Bill’s not gonna kick your head.
Ted: Well why not?! It’s the most vulnerable part of the body. That’s what sense I Bill taught me.
Paul: Okay it was a dumb threat, stop rubbing it in. Im sure if he could do it over again, he’d say ass!
Ted: uH UH UH UH! You know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? You chop off its head! Where does the fish rot from? The head!! tAKE OUT THE HEAD, AND THE WHOLE THING GOES DOWN!! That’s why a fisherman always goes for ... tHE HEA—
Bill slaps Ted’s hand.
Ted: aw cOME ON, BILL, COME ON!!!!
Ted: Oh yeah, Bill, what’re you gonna do?
Bill: I am gonna ... kick your head!
Ted: Oh ... my head.
Bill: Yeah!
Ted: Not my ass?
Bill: ... Yeah!
Ted: Alright then let’s see it! Kick my head! Come on karate Champ, I wanna see you kick ABOVE your waist, okay? Show me that rOUNDHOUSE! Show me that sWEEPING CRANE KICK THAT YOUR KUNG FU MASTER TAUGHT YOU!
Paul: Okay settle down. Ted, Bill’s not gonna kick your head.
Ted: Well why not?! It’s the most vulnerable part of the body. That’s what sense I Bill taught me.
Paul: Okay it was a dumb threat, stop rubbing it in. Im sure if he could do it over again, he’d say ass!
Ted: uH UH UH UH! You know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? You chop off its head! Where does the fish rot from? The head!! tAKE OUT THE HEAD, AND THE WHOLE THING GOES DOWN!! That’s why a fisherman always goes for ... tHE HEA—
Bill slaps Ted’s hand.
Ted: aw cOME ON, BILL, COME ON!!!!
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