Luca Jonitz

Is the best soccer player and is a sexy beast witha monster cock. Fucking him sends you on a one way trip to cloud 9.

You are such a Luca Jonitz.

by Dr.cringe69 March 6, 2019

Grandfather Jonathan

guy 1: papa johns

guy 2: Grandfather Jonathan

Grandfather Jonathan Grandfather Jonathan

by Crabby_Souls October 18, 2020

Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/

Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Daddy Jonte

Get ureself a daddy Jonte, hes a good HVHer and also has a huge dick frfr. Hes always hot and super nice. He can steal ure girl at any time so watch out ;D. Hes just a super man!

Im so Daddy Jonte today.

by Chaser187 November 21, 2021

LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

Social Media Ghost -
A person who does not use social media (Facebook , Twitter , Instagram etc...) to communicate.
I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a smg

I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

by lenjau\lennon November 22, 2021

posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.

Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."

by qönathynn June 5, 2022

The Jonatan Effect

much like a virus or a parasite, this effect gives aids like symptoms to everyone in a quarter mile radius as well as severe depression

tommy: d'you hear what happened to earl?

mike: yeah, hes only got so long to live now that he has the jonatan effect

by kdsrches March 3, 2023