Jonesed

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.

1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"

by MUZ1K3 October 2, 2010

jonesing

to want something so bad, you got a stiffy for it.

I'm jonesing for some icecream. means you wanna sex up that icecream. or you just want it real bad.

by batgirl3782343 January 25, 2009

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

jonesing

Jonesing is a word created by someone who referred to those behaving like the addicts on Jones Street in New York City...in need of a fix.

The dude was jonesing for a joint.

by Spitfire59 August 17, 2019

Jonesing

Pure boost. Next to fattuzing. Makes up events that don't happen, and dips with his wifey. Light skin that say truuuu. Trey song? Probably not.

"yo guys come to the park, my boy is bringing speakers. Truuuuuu"

Jonesing

by Real niggy July 25, 2013

Jonesed

Stoked

Im so Jonesed

by Djsniffles April 11, 2015

jonesing

jonesing commonly used when your craving something such as food,

now mainly used as a way to say your joking

max : dude i just smashed my sister like im from Alabama

timmy: for real?
max: na i'm jonesing

by tjl_0 November 28, 2019