Johnny Moylan

He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.

Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"

esshay, ima shank ya booo

Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 7, 2021

Johnny Whitetail

The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them

That sumbitch just pulled a Johnny Whitetail on me

by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021

Johnny Koller

Likes izzy S is weird

yeah basically i know Johnny Koller"

by Aaron Markell May 16, 2023

Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

Gay Johnny

The most gay person in the world, next to cage gay. Puts wieners in his butt

You are such a gay Johnny

by Cage gay February 10, 2020

Johnny

He is a artist he produces music like shape of you and Galway girl

Johnny is a great artist

by daddyham’ August 20, 2022

Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.

Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.

by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022