jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 26, 2010

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On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 19, 2025

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jess wilkinson?????? yeah. legend.

by yer feckin mam May 21, 2022

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Averee got prego from daddy jesse 👅 💦

Damn Jesse+averee= new child🤣🤣🤣

by Mark claiminding April 18, 2019

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No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.

Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT

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When you pretend to know what a conversation not involving yourself is about, by smiling and nodding

"Does she know what we're saying?"
"No she's just jessing, look at her"

by mattylacey1160 February 26, 2019

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by randaldascandal June 29, 2024

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