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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jason Krueger

Incredibly intelligent. Humble even though he is the greatest! If it needs to be done right he's your guy. Well connected with friends in high and low places. Highly talented, artistic, and creative.
I told the boss of Bayonne it was handled by Jason Krueger
by jkrag April 8, 2023
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Jason

Jason most of the time is a sexy beast he is very cute and doesn’t talk much he doesn’t look smart from the outside but he really is he is a very shy person and would give up anything for his friends and family everyone needs a jason in their life
Jason is a super nice person
by Yalda Yalda October 31, 2019
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Jason

The cheese found underneath ones foreskin.
The gross stuff found that gathers underneath the foreskin on a mans penis.
She went wild once she took a bite of some Jason.
His jason smells so bad
by Harry Parat Estees November 18, 2020
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Jason

The most amazing gentleman you will ever meet. He enjoys the simple things in life. Comes from a big family so has a big heart. Family and friends mean the world to him. When he loves something he puts his everything into it, so don't get in his way. No matter how many struggles he faces he will put himself last and care for others before him. Generally, he is a people person and is great at reading people and talking to them about their problems. He would never intentionally hurt your feelings and would even go as far as to pity kissing someone to protect their feelings.

Mindblowingly handsome. A sexy brunette with a brown-green twinkly eyes. Not the tallest man in the world but the perfect body for a great cuddle. He loves a girl who will let lose and dance like nobody is watching.

He enjoys a great sense of fashion, a red jacket will blow his mind away. Brunettes are usually his type. Likes a good Charlie.
Girl: Do not get with her
*Jason* gets with her
by Flamegirl786 June 14, 2018
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The Jason-Streisand Effect

A Hyperbolic, yet sadly real, escalation of the original Streisand Effect, where relentless and disproportionate attempts to suppress, deny, or draw attention to a trivial or non-issue that not only fails but catastrophically backfires. Repeatedly.

Key components include:
1) Compounding Backfire
2) Self-Destructive Persistence
3) Total Reputation Collapse
4) Terminal Irony

1) Compounding Backfire-

Unlike the classic Streisand Effect where suppression attempts once amplify attention, the Jason-Streisand Effect involves multiple rounds of doubling (or sextupling) down, each time worsening the backlash exponentially.

2) Self-Destructive Persistence-
The Streisand-er refuses to course-correct, despite pleas and obvious chances to do so, instead escalating their efforts (Legal threats, Public denials, or aggressive PR moves) despite clear signs of mounting damage.

3) Total Reputation Collapse-

What started as a minor issue or even a misunderstanding or mistake snowballs into universal condemnation, turning even neutral observers into detractors.

4) Terminal Irony-
The harder the Streisand-er fights, the more absurd and meme-worthy their efforts become, fueling further ridicule and scrutiny.
Person 1: "What's going on with the Pirate Software Drama?"

Person 2: "After getting caught lying about his raid skills, Pirate Software pulled The Jason-Streisand Effect —deleting VODs, blaming his party, gaslighting his fanbase, and ranting on stream until even his fans called him a fraud."
by Deja Who? August 13, 2025
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jason ortiz

Awsome has black and blond he takes care of a bryan they are botch chill
by By awsome March 18, 2017
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