Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.

I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.

by Coonclashers November 27, 2018

Italian Hero

An expendable life for a cause, mainly for stupid reasons, such as accidents or incompetence.

It comes from the YouTuber Laith and his Hearts of Iron 4 play through.

Hanque ‘fell down the stairs’ when he opened the door for the Carabinieri agent standing with a rifle trained on him. Unfortunately, they didn’t have the right house. Hanque died an Italian hero.

by slomega June 3, 2024

italian bet

a bet you never fullfill
an unkept promise

She lost the bet, but when I asked to settle the score, I only heard excuses. it must been an italian bet.

by c4tman June 25, 2021

italian moron

anyone named lino

that spugatz over there is an italian moron

by mr mcdickhead December 15, 2018

Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.

Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.

by Nimoe July 20, 2016

Italian

they arent fucking real

all italians are faggots

by ksfhxdybcsyjb October 20, 2021

The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.

My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.

by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024