Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.

I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.

by Coonclashers November 27, 2018

Italian

they arent fucking real

all italians are faggots

by ksfhxdybcsyjb October 20, 2021

Italian handshake

Where your mum gives you a hand job to go to sleep

I loved the Italian handshake my older girlfriend gave me.

by GeneralHandshaker August 27, 2025

Italian

Any one who has played at least 3 Mario games.

"Which Nintendo games have you played?"
'Oh, I'm Italian. I've played Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Odyssey, Super Mario Bros Wii, Mario Kart, Super Mario Party..'

by MrBadBan January 22, 2022

Italian Style

When you get screwed over so badly it causes a massive inconvenience to your plans. Often happens in situations where you are taken advantage of in a greasy way, one where no prepareration could have been made to prevent this.

Friend 1: "I can't hang out this weekend, my boss told me to come in on Saturday AND to pay him back from the client lunch from last week."

Friend 2: "I thought he just gave you a promotion?! Sounds like you got screwed Italian Style."

by Stophe Mane September 8, 2022

Italian bellyflop

When you tie a persons legs to a heavy object (rock or cement block) then push them off a bridge and they hit the water painfully hard.

That asshole got what he deserved. You should have seen that Italian bellyflop as he hit the water!

by Tagliatelle May 29, 2016

Italian seatbelt

The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.

Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."

by pxrkourhackers December 28, 2015