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True Love

True love is when you and your girlfriend are both covered in nut laying there looking for the pen
You know it’s true love when your both covered in but looking for the pen
by Meatballlicistiddies February 16, 2022
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jewyll true

A person who puts her shorts up her ass and has a problem with crushing on boys. She loves to wear crop tops and shorts that go up her ass. Usually the person with the name Jewyll jokes around about being a stripper. She’s mean and abuses people but she is not a younger Danielle Cohn. Danielle Cohn always wants a dick in between her legs. Jewyll wants to be a stripper
Jewyll True wants to be a stripper
by Danielle Cohn May 23, 2018
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Too rough to be true

Someone that thinks they are tougher than anybody else.
The guy/girl was too rough to be true.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
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True Happiness

A man without a woman or with a woman who does the dishes and cleans.
1: Yo that guy has true happiness.
2: How he dont even got a gf?
1: Exactly
by Ambatabus May 19, 2023
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True

Oh well jeez, if that’s true, then I guess we better get me some of that credit for all that shit that we all know I did. OR! Or, we allow me to be exploited, we allow the rules to be enforced arbitrarily and selectively, and what you say is rendered false in act REGARDLESS of whether or not it’s true in proposition.

Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”

Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”

Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation

Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Jerp Doctor Jorp “Having a problem with people having more that you is nothing but envy.”

Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”

Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”

Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”

Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”

Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
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True Temper

Da raging fury you'll soon be in if you buy one of those crappy-a** wheelbarrows!
I've rebuilt and/or repaired over a dozen wheelbarrows using salvageable parts from dozens of derelict units dat local folks have given me, and by far da brand dat was da most damaged, warped, and/or rusted-out was True Temper... they use disgracefully poor quality --- and thin-gauge --- steel for da tubs, da wheel-bearings give out very quickly, and da handles are very frail.
by QuacksO August 7, 2023
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