Nipple pocket

A small shirt pocket. Usually located in the nipple area.

OwO: Hey dude could I borrow a pen or something?
UwU: I don't have a pen on me, sorry.
OwO: But you've one in your nipple pocket!
UwU: Oh, right! I forgot about it since I couldn't see it. Here you go!
OwO: Thanks, UwU!
UwU: No problem mate!

by trustworthy sources April 15, 2020

Pocket Weight

Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).

"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."

"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."

"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."

by ViatheV June 21, 2011

Pocket Burger

Walking up in the morning, hungover, after a night on the town and finding fast food in your pocket.

Dude, I don't remember much after the 6th round of fireball shots last night, but the Wendy's JBC hit the spot this morning . I love a pocket burger and it was still warm!!!

by rnnrdad November 04, 2020

Pocket Burger

A burger (most commonly a McDonalds Cheeseburger) stored in ones pocket to be consumed at a later time.

Daniel - "You buying food at the airport or before?"
Baz - "Nah getting some pocket burgers for the plane incase I get hungry"
Daniel - "Oh nice McDonalds yeah"
Baz - "Yeah, Cheeseburger mate"

by SibereenieWeenies January 28, 2020

pocket bomb

When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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me: Dude where are you?
them: crickets
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them: stop with the pocket bomb!

by mtPoopsAlot June 12, 2017

Pocket Engraving

The scratches on something you keep in your pocket that were put there by other stuff in your pocket.

"Dude, nice zippo. But it's all scratched up."

"No man, that's just the sweet pocket engraving."

by NickFreakenRocks January 26, 2012

Vertical Pocket

A slang term for vagina.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.

by Whoopdeedo December 05, 2014