Brain Shovel

The theoretical sexual maneuver of sticking one's penis up another person's nasal cavity, as if attempting to shovel out their brain.

Look at the size of that chick's nose, she's a prime candidate for the brain shovel.

by Frank C. Balls June 11, 2010

Brain Crusher

To place one's hands on either side of an opponents head and then, with great force, bring the hands together - thus, crushing the brain.

After bowling a strike Kotite was so excited he gave Prop-a-Andi a Brain Crusher!

by Kotite December 15, 2008

brain tumor

What you get when you come across cancer online.

"I was just on 4Chan, and it gave me a huge brain tumor."

by ThePseudonymousPseudonym August 4, 2018

crap for brains

Pessimistic way of refering to everyone.

Hey, crap for brains, how's it going??

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

scrambled brains

1) The incapability to carry out a singular thought
2) The tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts

"He seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!"

by Checkmeat October 7, 2016

Alien Brained

To take one of your testicles out and scare your friends with it by calling it an alien brain. The veins and shape represent that of an alien brain.

I was so drunk last night I must have alien brained at least 10 people!

by PinkyntheBrain October 25, 2011

brain coral

slang term for ball sack.

did you see that guy's brain coral?

by dennis February 12, 2004