Hat smacking

The art of masterbation in a frantic, more vigiorously & rushed fashion.

Edward was hat smacking in the attempt to crack one off before his mum came home with the shopping.

by leatherism June 15, 2009

hat gliding

a form of dancing...kinda
using a cap,hat,fitted to show movements on the body

flipping the hat on to the head, moving the hat up and down the arm

yo you saw that dude hat gliding with his fitted...

by fingaz September 6, 2005

Glove hat

often found on a turkey's however can be bought for Women for £19.99 ! Native from Mattys World .....

That turkey has a really big glove hat

by Lauren October 10, 2004

Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021

hat aids

a disease that affects half she-male half hat people. can only be cured by a hat transplant

poor catherine has hat aids, she needs a hat transplant

by deanwhelan February 19, 2008

Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....

Take off the ass hat!

by Some guy who commented August 25, 2016

Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.

That principle is a complete ass hat.

by panama city beach alex February 9, 2017