Vagina-ed

When you're just chatting, minding your business at the bar, then you get dabbed up in the face and kicked in the vagina.

My girl Stacy got vagina-ed at the Pour House last night. Crazy gf thought Stacy was flirting with her mans. SMH.

by Drake from Crate Barn April 26, 2025

ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple

"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"

by ew6 March 17, 2023

Ed Sheeran

hot bestie<3 shawty please marry me/j

My bestie is Ed Sheeran

by Moth<3 March 28, 2021

Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.

Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!

by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021

Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

by princessemily123 August 23, 2016

Ed

This is like the word sped. Use this when u wanna call someone retarded or stupid

“Nigga u hella ed😂”

by Bignigga281 October 19, 2022

ed

an eating disorder.

"i have an ed"

by heheistoopid August 25, 2019