mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food

Kyle mcflurry spooned Linda.

by Torro57 May 6, 2016

only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.

A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!

by (void*) September 11, 2023

Sugar Spoon

a cute person or animal

my guinea pig is my sugar spoon

by Dove 🕊️ December 1, 2024

Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway

Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"

by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017

Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.

John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"

by Mei ChingChong August 19, 2020

On the spoon

One who enjoys relaxing and injecting heroin.

Look at the lid on him.. he’s definitely been on the spoon.

Bryan has more legs than teeth. That’s from being on the spoon for years.

by Ladel November 4, 2023

Bingo Spoon

A bingo spoon is an oversized party spoon given away as a prize during psychedelic trips. It has all of the best properties a spoon can have (smooth, comfortable handle, etc). Bingo spoons also appear in the wild. For instance, the cow on the cover of Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream is holding a bingo spoon.

I won a bingo spoon at the New Year’s Eve party and built a custom wall mount to display it in my kitchen. Ahh, memories.

by Hawkeyemagoo May 10, 2021