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by gayfuck696969 May 24, 2021

Horny-Torny Sussy-Gussy

When a woman gets all holes in her body penetrated by multiple rodents and two black men. The men then proceed to fuck the rats until they are mush. All the rats are then shoved up the woman’s vagina

My mom got that Horny-Torny Sussy-Gussy and now she’s a dirty Jew. I hate Jews. And the blacks.

by Sex with little kids January 20, 2023

You make my heart horny

Usually when someone is turned on in a emotional way. This can be said in response to an intellectual conversation. Or when someone feels their heart is full after engaging with someone in a nonsexual sense.

John's overheard his crush talking about something business related. He was so excited and admired, he said out loud, "you make my heart horny."

by jetbaby96 June 8, 2021

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Juicy fat niggas titties with guacamole

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by Jahs nip July 8, 2019

National horny day pt.2

National horny day is on April 17th.Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes).

Imma get her nudes it’s National horny day pt.2 let’s gooooo

by Mac N cheese1839 April 16, 2020

Why the hell is this place so horny?

Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.

Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi

by PORGSSSS October 19, 2023

Horny posting again i see

When someone consistently (more than once) horny posts throughout the day or week

God I'm so horny*decides to horny posts on discord, Instagram and snapchat*
Their friends: really nigga
God i can't control myself ! ! *Two

hours later horny posts again*
Their friends: horny posting again i see

by Strange_iss April 20, 2020