When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019
wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.
Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019
A hipster tryhard is a person that tries hard to be a hipster, by shopping at indie shops even if they don't like the clothes just to be hipster.
"i got this top from a backstreet shop in town, cause you know, topman is way too mainstream"
"hipster tryhard!"
"hipster tryhard!"
by jcritch2000 April 11, 2014
When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.
Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.
Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
by BruceDeacroix October 14, 2011
guys who pack big heat on their hip, i.e. large caliber pistols. the group was started in Houston and has been know to foil many plots bad guys were planning. Big Mike and JJ are the charter memebers.
by Cyril Jr. December 02, 2008
Many things throughout history and in our daily lives have been at one point influenced by hipster manipulation one way or another. Be it laws that have come into effect or lies we are told by those in power so people will believe they are true.
When the media and news outlets try to sensationalise a fad, before most people have even heard of it. News outlets will sometimes use hipster manipulation to try and start a fad by falsly claiming that everyone is doing it. It's like a form of peer pressure when someone makes the broad generalisation that all of the kids are doing it.
Some news outlets have been known to create fake news stories in order to claim that they were the first to report on it.
Many times in order to get a viral trend started, a person or company will try to create the illusion that everyone who has not yet heard about it is late to the party.
Many companies and industries will lobby for changes to manipulate the publics view on things or what becomes into law. As a dishonest way of making profits.
"Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
John Elrichman - White House Domestic Affairs Advisor 1969-1973
AdamRuinsEverything: The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal
Look up Harry J. Anslinger
"When in 2012 Tide Pods launched, these jokes about people eating them existed - but in small niches and never spoken about publicly because admittedly it is very weird."
the-strange-story-of-how-tide-pod-eating-went-viral
When the media and news outlets try to sensationalise a fad, before most people have even heard of it. News outlets will sometimes use hipster manipulation to try and start a fad by falsly claiming that everyone is doing it. It's like a form of peer pressure when someone makes the broad generalisation that all of the kids are doing it.
Some news outlets have been known to create fake news stories in order to claim that they were the first to report on it.
Many times in order to get a viral trend started, a person or company will try to create the illusion that everyone who has not yet heard about it is late to the party.
Many companies and industries will lobby for changes to manipulate the publics view on things or what becomes into law. As a dishonest way of making profits.
"Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
John Elrichman - White House Domestic Affairs Advisor 1969-1973
AdamRuinsEverything: The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal
Look up Harry J. Anslinger
"When in 2012 Tide Pods launched, these jokes about people eating them existed - but in small niches and never spoken about publicly because admittedly it is very weird."
the-strange-story-of-how-tide-pod-eating-went-viral
Noone had heard of the new viral challenge until the media used hipster manipulation and then it was on everyones mind.
by Internet Friend January 24, 2019
Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
by Marmarbrinks May 14, 2015