Hipster

The most overused pejorative ever.

When I don't like someone, I find someway to brand them a hipster

by Grawrl April 13, 2013

Hipster juice

Guanabana juice and rum

Hey guys that hipster juice sure was lit!!

by Satanas12345 January 12, 2017

hipster

Someone who's too mainstream to call themselves a hipster.

Josh: Naw bruh i don't drink coffee no more, just organic tea.
Brendan: Youz a hipster man
Josh: What?! No. That's too mainstream bruh. Gotta go catch Coldplay perform at this subtle underground stadium. I'll blog about it on my boho tumblr. Shalom.

by that-handle October 2, 2014

hipster-gangsta

A person who wears jogger jeans and they're caps backwards. They also like punk rock and gangsta rap and prefer bands like Crazy Town and The Bloodhound Gang. Most hipster-gangsta's or gangsta-hipster's eat chewing gum a lot and aren't criminals or anything.

I was walking down the street and I saw 3 teens wearing jogger jeans, backward caps and 2 were wearing old trainers and hoodies. They looked like hipster-gangsta's or gangsta-hipster's

by rtl74 June 11, 2014

Hipster

Someone who had their apartment burn down and who lost everything, Creating a sub conscious personality that breeds a strong rejection of society's common viewpoint on most things. Often followed by denial of being a hipster. This type of personality is exceptionally educated but ofter portrays the inability to do things properly.

A used car salesman who doesnt sell many cars, is a hipster. Because if you are a used car salesman and follow the societal ways you will succeed.

by Shycetasian August 1, 2013

hipster

the people that call themsleves punk bur really aren't and date heroin addicted cokehead girls with unnaturally dyed hair who go to art school and act like 10 year olds and go to venues and eat salads and probably have narcissistic borderline Aspergers.

that hipster wears a keffiyeh and big glasses.

by Tingle Likes Rupees January 17, 2020

Hipster

A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.

Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster

by weathergirl December 27, 2015