Laughing Griffin

Owner of Laughing Griffin pegs you

Laughing Griffin pegs u

by StarKingKirito October 10, 2025

Cord Griffin

Cord Griffin

(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.

Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him — he gives off major Cord Griffin vibes.”

by VegasBrain2025 December 12, 2025

peter griffin grinder

when a obese person has sex with a very skinny person and they suffocate them with their breast

i was giving becky the peter griffin grinder last night.

by tickler tyler 67 January 9, 2026

pulling a griffin

eating whenever you feel anything, like being mad sad or just eating more than you should.

Wow, he's like 300lbs... Do you think hes pulling a griffin right now?

by `2167y84 July 24, 2019

Au bain-Griffin

High class cooking method used by top chefs only by heating the food using a radiator.
Mostly used to heat a jar of vol au vent.
Warning: don't forget to turn the jar every 5 min to make sure that it is heated all the way through.

My anxiety is so high that I don't dare to cook in a communal kitchen. Instead I cooked my supper au bain-Griffin.

by Boetjegang skrr skrr February 13, 2020

taco bell graffiti

The poop stains in the toilet bowl

I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!

by I piss knowledge December 10, 2020

wirehaired pointing griffon

A dog that looks both ugly and cute at the same time. (And has cutely large paws)

Person 1: Wow that dog has some weird looking eyebrows, what types of dog is it?
Person 2: Its my pet wirehaired pointing griffon, isn't she cute.

by Wirehairedgriffonsarecute June 8, 2021