I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
this term means that a male person inserts their penis into the male llamas ass or the female llamas vagina...
by joe carey June 06, 2004
1.You are the #1 motherfucker. You got your mom and your friends' mom pregnant 5 times.
2.Rob is such a motherfucker
3.You motherfucker!!!!
2.Rob is such a motherfucker
3.You motherfucker!!!!
by MoFoe August 24, 2003
by shaft central January 04, 2009
by Weekend Wild Man's Sidekick January 08, 2010
The word "slasher fucker" is a term formed by a surprisingly large audience of horny teenage girls on Tumblr that claim that they want to have sex with a slasher. (slashers are fictional serial killers who take the role of an antagonist in most horror movies. Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Freddy Krueger are some fine examples of popular slashers in the film industry)
"I would totally fuck Jason Voorhees, and I don't care what anyone has to say about it. LOL, I am such a slasher fucker."
by L0RD_IDI0T May 12, 2021
1. a man who takes pleasure in getting lots of mice and making them run all over their dick
2. sombody whos fetish is mice, so dresses up as a mouse when they have sex or makes their partner do so
3. sombody who gets a boner at disney land when the guy in the mickey mouse suit walks past
2. sombody whos fetish is mice, so dresses up as a mouse when they have sex or makes their partner do so
3. sombody who gets a boner at disney land when the guy in the mickey mouse suit walks past
1. at pet shop
SHOPKEEPER: "so this is quiet alot of mice your buying, are they all for you?"
CUSTOMER: "ummm... yeah, sure..."
SHOPKEEPER: "really? because i like to fuck 'em"
2. in bed
GIRL: is this really neccesary?
GUY (in suit): hey, yesterday you made me wear that latex dildo suit, and it gave me a reaction that almost killed me!
GUY IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: now bend over and take it like a little bitch, HAHA
3.at disney land
JEFF: duuuuuuuddddddeeeee i am so fucking horny right now.....
STEVEN: what the fuck is wrong with you??...... yeah me too....
BOB: OMFG MOUSE FUCKER!!!
SHOPKEEPER: "so this is quiet alot of mice your buying, are they all for you?"
CUSTOMER: "ummm... yeah, sure..."
SHOPKEEPER: "really? because i like to fuck 'em"
2. in bed
GIRL: is this really neccesary?
GUY (in suit): hey, yesterday you made me wear that latex dildo suit, and it gave me a reaction that almost killed me!
GUY IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: now bend over and take it like a little bitch, HAHA
3.at disney land
JEFF: duuuuuuuddddddeeeee i am so fucking horny right now.....
STEVEN: what the fuck is wrong with you??...... yeah me too....
BOB: OMFG MOUSE FUCKER!!!
by the awesome-inator April 26, 2010